Happiness Is...

• Breaking that pesky high score some twelve-year old set on your favorite arcade game.
• Getting the same stuff your best buddy was proud of at a huge bargain.
• Being able to run up three flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.
• Eating fried chicken and french fries while watching a "Godfather" or "LOTR" video marathon
• Getting to the toilet before your bladder gives way after holding it for at least five minutes
• Seeing some schmuck get what is coming to him
• Holding a deep thought you couldn't believe you had in you.
• Hugging someone while passing a rainy afternoon.
• A clean pair of socks.
• Eating at the most gargantuan buffet table ever.
• Losing weight without diet, exercise, or stress.
• That oh-so-sweet, but uncertain first kiss.
• Falling in love for the first time.